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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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shonilane:

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evilgenius101:

book fair

Hell. Yea.

yeah it was a great day for kids with money… for me it was not that great tbh lol

We had two book fairs a year. Mom and Dad always tried to make sure we had money for at least one of them.

^— same here! Usually we only got a few bucks, but that was good for a book, maybe two.

We had ours twice. Once in the fall, and then again in the spring. It was like Disney World to me. I was an ACE in the Accelerated Reading Program. One of the prizes for excelling in the program used to be a free ticket to Six Flags if you read a certain amount of hours by the end of the year. Our limit was 600 minutes.
I always read way more than that. It got to a point where my mom would catch me under the blanket with a flashlight reading my books.

oh my god, I used to go and I’d often wind up being the very last person there… it was quite pathetic, really.
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jesus-christ-official:

thegoddamazon:

shorm:

shonilane:

deeawakening:

tameerabae:

evilgenius101:

book fair

Hell. Yea.

yeah it was a great day for kids with money… for me it was not that great tbh lol

We had two book fairs a year. Mom and Dad always tried to make sure we had money for at least one of them.

^— same here! Usually we only got a few bucks, but that was good for a book, maybe two.

We had ours twice. Once in the fall, and then again in the spring. It was like Disney World to me. I was an ACE in the Accelerated Reading Program. One of the prizes for excelling in the program used to be a free ticket to Six Flags if you read a certain amount of hours by the end of the year. Our limit was 600 minutes.

I always read way more than that. It got to a point where my mom would catch me under the blanket with a flashlight reading my books.

oh my god, I used to go and I’d often wind up being the very last person there… it was quite pathetic, really.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

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witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

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thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized


Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in
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pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

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georgewbushofficial:

reached goal today
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georgewbushofficial:

reached goal today

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davekar:

youre not allowed to follow me until you pass the gay test

i will be having NO GAYS following my blog!!!

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    • #I showed this to my mom and she found it hilarious
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yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem
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yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

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nosdrinker:

there’s no reason for me to keep living

i don’t want to be anymore
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nosdrinker:

there’s no reason for me to keep living

i don’t want to be anymore

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keepcalm-andcrash-themode:

asscracking:

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning 

i—

If only it were this simple.
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keepcalm-andcrash-themode:

asscracking:

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning 

i—

If only it were this simple.

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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